So Not My Baby

I have a dilemma. I am in love with an older, married man. His name is Josh Turner and he is one of the greatest country singers to ever live. His baritone voice is hypnotizing and I just about turn into a puddle of goo whenever he opens his gorgeous mouth. Everything from his gleaming white teeth and captivating smile to his eyes. I'm not even sure how to describe them because I'm too flustered when I look at them to put words into sentences. Yeah, he has THAT kind of effect on me. I am the luckiest girl in the world because tonight I get to go see him live at the Treasure Island Resort & Casino! I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!! The moment the curtain opens I might pass out. I know that a lot of girls have these irrational obsessions and crazy fantasy love affairs and normally I would laugh at them for this, but tonight I will be one of those girls. I will cry when I see him in person. Right before my eyes. Singing. To me. (Okay, so not really to me but I can pretend). One of my favorite songs/music videos is Would You Go With Me. It might be one of the cutest stories in the whole world. I'm so anxious right now I might go start getting ready three hours before I actually need to leave. That is so not me, but when it comes to Josh Turner... *deep sigh* I'd do whatever it takes. You all seriously need to look him up if you've never heard one of his songs. If you like country music you'd be stupid not to like him. Oh and if you like American Idol's Scotty McCreary (auditioned with Josh Turner's Your Man) you will love Josh too! Look him up. Go. NOW!