Before I Kick That Bucket...

Bucket lists. Why do we save the most outrageous, fun, exciting, stupendous activities for a "Before I Die" list? Why not make a daily adventure list? Just some things to ponder... although, I really do want to talk about bucket lists!

I know I'm probably a little lot bias, but I have the BEST bucket list:

In no particular order

• Crowd Surf. I realize some people may not see this as anything special or maybe even weird considering random people's hands will be all over your body, but I think it'd be a blast getting raised up by your fellow music fans. It's like bonding. In its own way.... And for all you germ-a-phobes out there, I promise to keep hand sanitizer in my purse!
• Pee in every ocean. I wish I could say I came up with this one, but I have to give credit where credit is due (and for as fantastic of an idea as this, I must make it known that my friend Angela gave me this idea). I've already marked my territory in the Atlantic and Pacific so might as well get 'em all done! If you think this is gross. It is. But if you're being honest with yourself, it's the best idea EVER and you wish you had come up with it! And don't kid yourself, you've peed in the ocean before. Never been to the ocean? The pool then. Or hot tub, bath tub, shower. Either way you've peed in water. Just please don't drink it.
• Steal a street sign. Yes, I know it's illegal. How many times does one have to hear, "Stealing is wrong!" I get it... learned my lesson in third grade. You know those bins of candy that you use to fill up a little baggy and it's weighed by the pound? Well, in third grade, I stole a single sour gummy worm (the blue and green one if you were curious). I ate it right away and walked out of the store. I was with my older sister and her friends...they were all doing it! PEER PRESSURE!! It's no excuse, but a third grader hanging with the sixth graders was a rare occurence. RARE. Judge away. I knew it was wrong, but I just wanted to be cool. Do you want to know the best part? As soon as we left the store I cried. Bawled like a baby my old man during It's a Wonderful Life (my friends, that's a LOT of tears). Talk about cool.... Needless to say I learned my lesson, but stealing a street sign is a different story. Hello rebellious streak! I want one sign and one sign only. It's not a traffic sign and it really isn't important. It's ridiculous actually. The sign I want? No Dumping. Who needs a No Dumping sign? Not a residential area that's for sure! Why the hell would they dump in the woods behind their houses? Either way you take the sign, trash or poop, it's still completely useless. No one is going to dump their trash in their backyard. That's what trash cans are for! And most people won't go number two in the woods when their bathroom is right inside! So therefore to benefit those who live in this mystery neighborhood (the name remains anonymous to make sure no one gets it before I do) I am going to steal the No Dumping sign.

I would continue, but my list isn't too far along. I'm hoping to live at least a little longer! You do know by a little I mean a lot, don't you? Yes? Phew! All though it's still in its infancy, you can check out the rest of my list here. Now if you don't like it, that's okay. It's just my baby.... I will won't be offended. I really won't though... They are my preferences, I'm aware we may differ. So, with that being said, what's on your bucket list?


By the way... it's never to early to start checking things off the list... you don't have to be dying....

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